"Today I sat with an Online Marketing professional and we shared a cup of Google. I let him know I preferred mine with two spoons of SEO. I said I would finance it. He put his Business in his pocket and I left some Adsense on the table for the waitress."
Really? Let’s think for a moment. Is this what we have become? I'm not pointing any fingers, which is why I began this article the way I did. By struggling to stuff as many high profile keywords in my opening statements I have rendered myself an idiot. To add insult to injury, I have read network guides actually encouraging this practice.
Is there perhaps any way for us to earn a dollar online without turning the most prolific creation in the history of mankind into a monkey and football show? I propose a different solution. How about we keyword search for the leading scientists in environmental research, structural engineering and agriculture? We spam their Emails with the Google Map locations of their homes and see if they can bounce together some ideas to get us a working natural habitat in orbit?
Perhaps we could all join a social network where instead of 100,000 likes for my fuzzy kitten, we can dislike the decisions made by our elected officials and get them recalled. In the same manner, we can elect another official who would possess a healthy respect for the combined voices of the people they represent. I may be up past my bedtime drinking too much coffee here. But I think I'm on to a valid point hidden somewhere in my Starbucks mocha latte. If we found God would we fall over ourselves to be his agent and put him on a Wheaties cereal box? (Call me. Let's do breakfast.)
Speaking of the higher power, I remember the last time we all were able to communicate on this scale. We attempted to erect a tower to the heavens. And here we are again babbling keywords at each other for 1/1000 of a penny. Feel free at any time to shut me up and tell me my content is non differential or isn't a topic 7 billion people on the planet would likely search for. But I firmly believe if we can achieve the reversal of an act of God with Google Translate we can use it to communicate again on a global scale and change the face of our earth for the better!
I hope this article does get top searched by Google by tomorrow. I hope my shameless and blatant use of SEO tools causes my tiny voice to go viral and crash the search engines! I hope Bill Gates’ red phone is ringing off the hook! I have a message for all the unique viewers of the world! Let’s get restarted on that tower to the heavens people!
Previously Posted on FullofKnowlege.com
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